There is this book that MM borrows from the library. I have been seeing her reading the book and laughing herself silly like an idiot. To my disbelief, it is a guide to everything, from a CAT's points of view! Somemore it is an ORANGE CAT!
Ok, I shall be gracious. I am a NICE dog after all. Perhaps this Mr Fat Cat does have some wise opinions? Let's see.....
1) His Dictionary Definitions
Dog: A brainess, four-legged flea magnet whose breath could stun a moose.
HUH?!?!!! I am four-legged and so is he! My head may be small, but my brain is super mighty hor. Fleas?!?!! CHOY! TOUCHWOOD! By the way, my breath is super nice. MM always brushes my teeth with some whitey minty paste. So far I have yet made anyone faint.
Cat: A highly intelligent and attractive animal of the feline persuasion; nature's most perfect pet.
WHAT?!?!!! Intelligent, attractive and MOST PERFECT PET?!!!!!! Gosh! What a super thick-skinned creature! He is just a FAT CAT with silly-looking orange body with countable black stripes! Oh yes, not to forget his droopy eyes!
2) His opinions on PETS
Cats are not pets... We don't belong to humans. We merely tolerate you and allow you to serve us..... We animals eat for free, shed on your furniture, stain your carpet, make you clean up our poop...
Hey, I do agree with him on THAT! Finally he has said something wise! Heeheeee...
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